A stupid sticker purchase today.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 02/20/2017 at 14:58 • Filed to: None

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CB > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/20/2017 at 15:02

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Real men also make large assertions about what it takes to be a real man.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/20/2017 at 15:04

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“Real men” don’t have bumper stickers trying to validate their manliness using arbitrary metrics...

Fuck “real men” anything.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/20/2017 at 15:05

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Speak it bro!

fintail > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/20/2017 at 15:09

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Yes, my car has a foot operated parking brake pedal, normal brake pedal, and a gas (diesel) pedal.

CalzoneGolem > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/20/2017 at 15:10

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What if one of those pedals is the parking brake?

benjrblant > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/20/2017 at 15:18

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Is this sticker for the Juke?

CB > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2017 at 15:18

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No good. Third pedal has to be for the headlights or else you’re a loser.

CalzoneGolem > CB 02/20/2017 at 15:19

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Fuck ...

*cancels kinja account*

Wacko > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/20/2017 at 15:23

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but i thought real men don’t drive Jukes

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > benjrblant 02/20/2017 at 15:25

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Yup...

benjrblant > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/20/2017 at 15:30

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Tried to find a “Real men drive a Juke” sticker for you.

No dice, sorry.

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yamahog > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/20/2017 at 15:30

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*all 7 women of oppo shrug*

Viggen > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 02/20/2017 at 15:31

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Yup, guess I gotta turn in my man card because injuries I’ve sustained in the Army make it too uncomfortable to drive stick.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Viggen 02/20/2017 at 15:40

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You’re such a wimp, real men just will themselves to fly, helicopters are for women... SAD!

(Thanks for your service though, I miss seeing the Apaches and Chinooks from Ft. Riley)

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/20/2017 at 15:44

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My dad’s ‘04 Ranger had four pedals. What happens in his case?

It looked like this. I would ask him for a picture, but he sold it last month. His new F-150 XLT Sport EcoBoost has two pedals. He’s 60. That plus the accident he had a few months ago meant that he sold the Ranger because it became a hassle for him to drive stick.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 02/20/2017 at 15:50

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A 2nd brake pedal for the front tires for burn outs?

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/20/2017 at 15:56

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Parking brake

Viggen > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 02/20/2017 at 16:00

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LOL.

If you’ve been around here since July you won’t have seen much beyond Chinooks and a few Black Hawks since the brigade deployed. Everything will be back “soon” though.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Viggen 02/20/2017 at 16:07

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Yeah, I left in June. The temporary Architecture building was at the edge of the range next to MHK airport, so the Apaches would occasionally do aerobatics overhead. I‘m contemplating meeting some friends up there for Fake Pattys day though.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > CB 02/20/2017 at 17:11

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what about washer fluid?

DipodomysDeserti > CB 02/20/2017 at 17:12

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I had one of those.

CB > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 02/20/2017 at 17:23

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That is also okay.

bhtooefr > CB 02/20/2017 at 18:19

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Needs five pedals. (Actually, I think my family had a Chevy C-10 with five pedals growing up - parking brake, high beams, clutch, brake, accelerator.)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > benjrblant 02/20/2017 at 22:37

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That’s ‘cause generally the men that drive Jukes are gay